BRI Quotes

In a recent study, I discovered these quotes in a lovely book called Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader (p. 41).

Headlines
These are 100% honest-to-goodness headlines.
Can you figure out what they were trying to say?


SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
MAN SHOT, STABBED; DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Once-sagging cloth diaper saved by full dumps
BILLS OVERWHELM CHARGERS
32 Ignorant Enough to Serve on North Jury
UTAH GIRL DOES WELL IN DOG SHOWS
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
Padres Hit On Penguins
Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
SKI AREAS CLOSE DUE TO SNOW
Child's Stool Great For Use In Garden
WOMAN IMPROVING AFTER FATAL CRASH
Death in the Ring: Most boxers Are Not the Same Afterward
Man struck by lightning faces battery charges
Man Found Dead In Cemetery
LEGISLATORS TAX BRAINS TO CUT DEFICIT

Grace 'n Peace.
-Ben

Goodbye Myspace.com

I'm done with it. I don't use it. I don't need it. It's more distracting than anything. Keep it simple.

Γρεεκ ις φυν. Ηοπεφυλψ ονε δαψ Ι'λ ακτυαλψ βε αβλε το παρσε ινουφ το κομποσε ακτυαλ σεντενσες.

Toodles.

ze Duck' familia

And these are the names of those who reside on the dash: Daphne, Phillipe, John-Luke

noche de la emily

Thanks Emily. You're a good documentor.

Other Emily documentations:

"You lack the enzyme do digest the compassion of Christ." - LeAnne

"Wait, wait, wait, wait...." - me

"What note is that? Ha, it's applause." - also me

"Whaddya got there? Pie?! Why don't you cut me off a slice.?" - Emily